oauao:

why do pretty faces happen to bad people

(Source: godsavethekiwi, via idontwant-to-die-alone)

infractos:

its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina

(via plans-n-reverie)

• friend: did you know it takes 43 muscles to frown and only 17 to smile
• me: did you know it takes 0 muscles to not give a fuck